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TICKETS: $10 advance | $15 day of show
Doors at 7 pm | Show at 7:30 pm
Fire up the prayer chain and clutch your pearls, because Christmas is coming and so are The (blank) Dicks! After a long medical hiatus (we’re not saying who, but someone had an “incident” at the bathhouse that required a full restringing of their guitar, if you know what I mean), your favorite queer country band is back for their first show under a new name, to be revealed for the first time at the show! They’ll ruin your favorite holiday songs, unload some special gifts and guests from Santa’s big ole sack, and make the yuletide gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. So gather up the family, tell them all to leave you alone and stay home for at least one night for the love of God, and then skip on down to Crosstown for the holiday show you deserve!
Regionally notorious, five-time Grammy ineligible, and generally just filthy, The (blank) Dicks are the queer country band your whole youth group is praying about. Formerly known as the D*xie Dicks and currently known as a big disappointment to all their families, they’re Charlotte Watson, Brandon Ticer, Brandon Pugh, and Joel Parsons, and they love each other very much.
